No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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