Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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