sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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