Are we in a gay sports bar?
I don't think brook has ever known best
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
My vagina is officially offended.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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