just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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