Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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