I need help removing her.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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