Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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