saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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