I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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