at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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