I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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