We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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