So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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