And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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