i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
We are all done wearing pants today
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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