sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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