she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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