covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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