How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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