Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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