There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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