butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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