It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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