it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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