Are we in a gay sports bar?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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