I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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