Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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