Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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