Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Are we still banned from the library?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
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