Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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