I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
try to milk me bitch
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Randomize
