There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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