Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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