just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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