They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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