i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize
