I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Fuck appropriateness.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
