We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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