Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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