I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
it's like iHOP with fire
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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