why didn't you poke me back
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I believe in your delicious
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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