yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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