But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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