Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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