a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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