The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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