your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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