ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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