then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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